2 days off. Just gonna lay on the couch and watch Bates Motel and other various television shows.
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
I’m sorry I act like I don’t care
I’m sorry if I seem distant
I’m sorry that I’m such a wishy-washy person
I’m sorry that I can’t always show you how I feel
You make me so happy but I’m just too awkward to be able to tell you or show you like a normal fucking person. And I’m sorry for that.